whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

vodka-in-my-cup:

Tru
! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

gingahhh:

when your friends send you music

spicy-vagina-tacos:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

stoicmike:

You might as well get comfortable with your body, because it’s the only one you’ll ever have. — Michael Lipsey
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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.